The internets are a scary place. You constantly have to evolve, adapt and blatantly steal from others or you become obsolete. One minute you’re on top of the world, breaking down the history of college football getting traffic by the dozens, and the next you are back on the bottom, struggling to come up with a halfway decent post for two weeks.
Still, we are TY. We don’t just adapt, we evolve with a passion that even a Creatonist can appreciate. Once we saw that Ponyfans had a weekly, monthly, somewhat regular column from their 10-year starting quarterback who happens to be a former North Texas offensive coordinator, we saw the writing on the wall. We needed our own person to fling with, but it certainly couldn’t be Mr. Flanagan.
Still, the groundwork was there. Who’s a former coach that knows the best success in the history of the program, but still fizzled to a point that his/her departure led to great joy? Also, how could we create a mythical partnership to benefit Susan G. Komen for the Cure (in theoretical dollars only?)
The solution was clear – welcome to the first edition of “Two in the Pink with Slink,” featuring former North Texas basketball coach Tina Slinker!
Hello, Mean Green fans! Wow, the offseason has flown without recruiting and getting ready for the season. I have been around most of the girls this season and can’t wait to see what they can do. I think we are in a position to really build on the decades of foundation I laid (just kidding! Lolz!) I don’t think we’re going to just up and pound our opponents into submission, but I think we might see a surprised drilling or two before the season is done!
Shanice Stephens is a hell of a coach and a recruiter and I see big things in her future! In her first game against TWU in exhibition, she switched in and out of the halfcourt trap and really made her presence known. It just proves that you can get so used to poking a sleeping cat one way that, even though you’re poking hard, it just needs something different to get it running again.
Speaking of taking charge, how about that Amber Jackson suspension from over the summer? Even though the girl will be back soon, I thought it sent a nice message about accountability – especially one that didn’t involve drug-testing, which is rare around here 9lolz!!!11!! OMG! JK!11!) Still, let’s be careful. Using a star player from the old coach to exert your authority and show you mean business may work in the short run, but the players don't like getting dicked around with. It can backfire long-term.
My only other concern may not be a concern at all. The incoming class is great and should be a great foundation. And the transfers are good. But relying on transfers and incoming freshmen in 2009 gives you a big hairy problem to chew on this season: Who plays NOW? Can Stephens put a respectable product on the floor in her year? We'll just have to hope she does.
3 comments:
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blue lou has always admired Coach Slinker's leathery skin from afar. My favorite reoccurring dream involves our two naked bodies, an old fashioned oil squirt can, and center court at the Super Pit.
Sorry it's only a dream for you, Blue Lou!
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