Monday, December 8, 2008

Florida Gators unveil new strategy to contain Sam Bradford


In an extremely unorthodox move, Urban Meyer has already announced his team's strategy to bottle up the explosive Sooners offense by using a tried and true strategy from America's great and noble history.

"We watch a lot of film, and you really can't argue that there has been a better way to stop folks like Bradford," Meyer said. "We'll be sending these each and every day through kickoff."

While several coaches have praised history for the return of the single wing around all levels of football, this strategy is seen as even more retro - and bold.

"We don't even run snaps under center anymore because it went out of style 4 years ago," said North Texas football coach Todd dodge in a rare moment of candor while horseback-riding with Fort Worth Star-Telegram reporter Troy Phillips. "Who the heck has time to study film from the 18th and 19th centuries?"

The Oklahoma Sooners have not been reached for comments, but team sources say Stoops is hard at work trying to hook Tebow up with "the perfect car dealership job" for the holidays.

4 comments:

Football Coaching said...

Good stategy, yu have to keep OUs offense off the field and limit possessions. OU scores so quickly, you have to take time off the clock. Meyer is a great coach, he knows football coaching and Tebow is a beast to stop.
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Anonymous said...

Are the blankets covered in small pox? Is that the joke? Am I just that slow?

Squanto said...

Yup. American bastard.

GMG1999 said...

What the heck. Seriously....I thought it was Vito that he was horsebacking with. You better check that info.