A Sexy Thank You

Dear Mitch,

If you're holding this letter, you already know. The house has been boarded up. The doors. The windows. Everything.

We're at the Comfort Inn, Room 112.

I love you,
Frank

See, if I can't ensnare you with Old School quotes and sexy cartoons, you're not half the frat guy from 2005 that I am pretending to be right now. As loannis already told you, we're off to go on a very awesome adventure that involves dicks, some weird type of South American Mexicans, and more dicks. loannis is going to be like a ghost (although this blog has brought us to a homoerotic friendship pinnacle that now involves daily phone calls, jealous lovers and impromptu career counseling sessions) and I am going to continue to take on a bigger travel/work schedule that has made it harder to do much. All of my dreams of fake professors and Pizza Inn Nazis have had to be put on hold, but I can still screw around on GMG with the best of them. [EDITORIAL: Please start making the people on this site less dumb. I can't lose my workday release to mounting idiocy.] And, if we're being honest, there are only so many ways to tell the world that Todd Dodge has done a shitty job this season and only so long it helps to talk about it.

I will still try to sprinkle in a post or two, and, in the interest of things that look easy to do with minimal effort, I even created a TYSports Twitter feed. If you're not familiar with Twitter, don't feel bad. I honestly can't figure out the point of a normal person having an account, and mostly just see a mix of awesome fake profiles and preachy PR /marketing types. Still, this is at least a way to keep doing something different that might help me get to know our ten loyal readers better. And you are always welcome to keep emailing and GMG PMing as well. You have no idea how many conference calls you people get me through. At least when I'm not in Latin America.

Also, this is only a hiatus. We're not shutting this down. We're not under investigation by our employers. RV is not pulling the strings on us (as sexy as a string-pulling RV sounds.) We will be back in January on a full-time schedule, and it will be sexier than ever. In fact, we promise you the following:

• More basketball than you can handle, including the team trip to the Sun Belt Conference Basketball Tournament (get your tickets now!)
• More Green Man!
• A bigger and badder site that loannis and I design ourselves. Blogger has been good to keep the amateur feel we've strived for, but sometimes it feels like we are walking into a room full of Santonio Holmeses and slapping our shriveled white genitals on the table next to his Big Steeler.
• A way to rework in pro sports talk. We've really embraced our niche with gusto, but sometimes I need an outlet for my admittedly softening hockey boner and blind faith in the Rangers soon-to-be #1 ranked farm system and young core.
  

So please don't forget about us. 2009 is going to be a good year to mock - for better or worse. Tina loves you all and we are looking forward to blowing you (out of the water) next year!